Tuesday, February 24, 2015

Punxsutawney Phil's Warrant Papers Served

Punxsutawney Phil (Photo credit Alex Wong/Getty Images)
On this brutally cold night (expected to be at around -18 F by dawn), I thought it would warm your hearts to know that earlier today, New Hampshire Gov. Maggie Hassan served an arrest warrant for Punxsutawney Phil (the groundhog) to Pennsylvania Gov. Tom Wolf. Phil is being charged not only with predicting six more weeks until spring, but failing to disclose it would consist of mountains of snow. And let's face it - we have no idea what else that groundhog is withholding.

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