Head in the Clouds Amherst: Maybe the funniest Amherst Police Log entries ever!

Friday, February 20, 2015

Maybe the funniest Amherst Police Log entries ever!

This is not made up. I swear. Embedded in the Amherst Bulletin's weekly Police Log are always some gems that are laugh-out-loud funny, like these two. The bottom entry, however, is just everything, right now especially!

From Amherst Bulletin "Police Log" this week -
(photo from S. O'Keeffe's FB post)

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AnonymousFebruary 21, 2015 at 9:47 AM
A great pair! --Corwin Ericson, author of Checked Out OK
http://www.factoryhollowpress.com/books/checked-out-ok-corwin-ericson
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AnonymousJune 29, 2024 at 1:07 PM
Shoveling snow at 4am does not equate to the sun about to rise as it's more than likely winter and the sun isn't rising anywhere near that time.
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On Puffer's Pond

Saturday, February 4, 2023, 3:35 pm: The past two days have seen record-breaking cold in the area, with the temperature dipping to -14F overnight, Friday into Saturday. To make matters worse, the wind was unyielding, whipping through the trees and driving wind chill readings down to -40F. In a season that had been unusually mild up until that point, it was something of a shock. Local residents were suddenly forced to think about warming up their cars, preventing pipes from freezing, and dressing in multiple layers to walk their dogs. By Saturday, while many were happy to hunker down and wait for temperatures to stop breaking low records, this was the moment that ice fishers and skaters had been waiting for all winter. With temps hovering around 12F (albeit above zero) by Saturday afternoon, Puffer's Pond was the place to be for about 30 people, many of whom were spread out over the ice, either ice fishing or playing hockey. While this is a fairly typical sight at Puffer's in the coldest winter months, our current lack of snow made it unique. No one had to contend with snowpack - the skaters didn't even have to clear a "field" for their game. And with all the hiking paths snow and ice-free, photographers had no trouble capturing water flowing through, under, and around layers of ice on the water. And, still, at 12F, without hand and foot warmers, I did not linger long. The temps will be rising quickly in the coming week, climbing well above freezing, even to 50F in the days to come. So, I'm guessing the skaters and ice fishers also won't be here much longer.

(Read past entries here.)

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Friday, February 20, 2015

Maybe the funniest Amherst Police Log entries ever!

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